You live in the back of my throat. Folded up there. A memento.
Your scent. Your memory. Muted and momentary. Heavy. The smell of sleep. Reminiscent. Bittersweet.
Once I laid my head on you. Inhaled to match your rhythm. As if somehow that’d bind us close together indelibly.
You live in my cavities. Empty spaces of my body. Your voice. Your memory. Planted deep. A pit inside me.

(Source: dead-punx, via thot420)


The Tiny Project : design plans in PDF and SketchUp available | photo book with almost 200 pictures for under 10 USD and other new items.

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weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

(Source: whitepassing, via anchor-arms)


how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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think i’m hopeless, i think i think too much
bruised and broken, covered up with blush

(via xfaults)


*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via fadedmystery)


girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

(via repulski)


things i wish i could tell you parts 5 and 6

the things you said didn’t hurt me i never even think about it

the worst part is everything you said is right 

(via grillfriend)

"We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot."

- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind  (via mattiechristine)

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I’d take care of you if you’d ask me to

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Dads - Adam’s Song (Blink 182 Cover)

Click to download.

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unbenannt by At Swim-Two-Birds on Flickr.

i have zero motivation to maintain friendships, save money, meet people, or do anything productive ugh dumb